Just bought my first two fashion magazines…feeling girly.
Start treating self better with good food and exercise.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
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Sometimes I get really sad about how different everything is now and how different we are now. But I am happy about how I have spent my last year. I just hope forever all is well.